My hunger strike…

In order to keep our troops in Iraq until President Bush and the military leadership determine that the mission is complete, I am going on a Cindy Sheehan style hunger strike. As, apparently, hunger strike doesn’t actually mean going hungry, I vow that from this point on, for the rest of my life, I will receive all sustenance in liquid form. There you go Cindy, top that. Lets see which of us can hold out longer. Just you and me, to the death. I eagerly await your response.